Sort yourself out! Bucko

This is Jordan Peterson's general mantra. And it's a good one. So good that it deserves to be unpacked right down to specific conditions of its embodiment.

A lot of people make the claim that it can't be unpacked any further because the state of being "sorted out" varies per individual. And there's some truth to that. But there are definitely sorts that can be abstracted and made common for all individuals.

I believe there is some kind of standard list of measurements that we can use to determine how sorted out we are.

It's something like this -
Is your bed made right now?
(being in bed counts as no)		 Yes No
Is your room sorted out?
  • Dishes from yesterday is automatic no
  • Garbage/wrappers is automatic no
  • Clothes on the floor is automatic no
  • Crumbs anywhere is automatic no
 Yes No
Do you floss every day? Yes No
Do you have undealt with badge icons on your phone? Yes No
Do you have emails that you haven't dealt with in days? Yes No
Are your computer files orderly?
  • A cluttered desktop is automatic no
  • Scattered vacation photos is automatic no
  • Having tons of unknown crap in your Downloads folder - no
 Yes No
Do you drink alone?
(more than once every few months)		 Yes No
Do you enjoy small talk? Yes No
Do you feel depressed? Yes No
Do you meditate every day?
("real, dedicated, focused meditation")		 Yes No
Do you feel like you use all the best tools to manage your life? Yes No
Do you feel guilty after eating decadent foods, like pizza and ice cream? Yes No
Do you feel like your life has a purpose? Yes No